Funny pick up
lines for women
After learning these
funny pick up lines to use
with women, you will never be stuck again when
approaching and starting a conversation with
A lot of people are going to tell you that to attract women;
you will need to be rich, handsome, popular...
It’s the truth!
No, relax, it’s not.
To truly attract girls, you have to be funny, no need to
give you proof of this, just look at successful guys with
women, they are all very funny and it shows by the way they
Use these funny pick up lines for women to make them truly
impressed by your humor and your confidence.
And I shouldn’t tell you that humor and confidence are the
major traits women are looking for in men.
The best thing these funny pick up lines are going to do to
you is that they will make you look highly confident to
Here are the funniest pick up lines to use on women, each
one comes with a brief explanation on how to apply it and in
- The first funny pick up line is “are you a
Whenever you see a women carrying a heavy or big bag or
anything suspicious, simply look her right in the eyes and tell
“What are you carrying on that bag? A gun? Are you a
Don’t make the mistake of keeping a very prolonged eye
contact with her, she will get scared.
You look her right in the eyes with a very confident and
gentle smile, deliver your funny pick up line and then start
looking at her bag.
- The next pick up line is: “how old are
This one is very funny if you say it with the right body
language (eye contact and a little smile)
Whenever you see a woman wearing a colorful shirt or some
very cute sneakers, you tell her: “excuse me, why are you
wearing this ….?”
Let her start explaining and then tell her this:
“Did you steal it from your little sister? How old are you
in the first place?”
When you say this, at first make eye contact with her
and shortly after, start looking at the “item” you are
targeting while smiling a little.
- The third funny pick up line for women is: the
It’s not really an insult, you simple make a very daring
This goes like this: whenever you see a woman wearing
something very trendy and original, like a ripped jeans or some
ripped shirt, you tell her: “where did you get this …?”
You look her right in the eyes as if you are truly
interested in buying one and then when she starts explaining,
“The salvation army?”
You say this while making eye contact and shining a very
- The fourth funny pick up line is: the
When you are near a women, simply make as if you smelled
something very bad, don’t say anything, simply look at her
while holding your nose.
You need to know that women are very sensitive about their
hygiene and will probably feel very weird when a guy suspects
that they smell bad.
She will look at you, and you simply look back and tell
her “why are you looking at me like that, I didn’t say it’s
you! Wait a second, do you have a confession to make about
- The fifth funny pick up line is: the
Whenever a good looking woman is walking next to you or
behind you, accuse her of following you and stalking you.
This will go something like this: “why do you keep following
Look her right in the eyes while having a little smile, this
will tell her implicitly that you are teasing her.
Whatever she says, tell her “I don’t know why this keeps
happening to me, women follow me all the time, and I feel so
used and cheap, I want them to find me attractive for my
Make sure you say these funny pick up lines for women while
having the right body language, and please, make sure that the
women you are going to use them on look descent and are
If you risk using them on a low self-esteem women, they will
feel miserable and you won’t be able to attract them.
This can easily be avoided, if a woman looks and has a great
vibe about her, she will be fine and attracted to you, if she
looks miserable and having some issues, run like wind!