How to be cocky and funny
Being cocky and funny with women and girls is the best way
you have to attract them, maintain your manhood around her and
stay away from the friend zone forever, and I mean it.
Why do you think that some guys have more success with women
than the rest?
It’s no secret; it’s simply because they know how to be
cocky and funny with women and girls around them.
So, how do you become cocky and funny?
You do it by being daring, being cocky has the same meaning
as being daring.
- The very first thing you will need to master is
your eye contact.
Wait a second, eye contact?
Yes, if your eye contact is weak, no matter how strong and
funny your line maybe, women will always associate you with:
Here is a simple exercise to make your eye contact powerful
and daring with women:
Go to a mirror, take your stop watch (the one in your phone)
and set it for three minutes.
Now, in these three minutes, you are going to hold eye
contact with yourself in the mirror. Yes, you can blink.
Do this every day for twelve days straight and you will
notice a huge difference in your eye contact.
One more thing, for your safety, don’t hold eye contact with
guys a lot!
Holding eye contact with girls means that you like them,
holding eye contact with guys means that you want to fight
- The next thing to becoming cocky and funny with
girls and women is to start: reading!
Yes, your next task is to go do some reading.
Don’t worry, it’s not that difficult, you will be reading
only funny stories and things that are amusing.
Let’s be clear from the very beginning, if you aren’t funny,
you can’t be cocky and FUNNY!
If you start reading funny stories and even jokes, you will
truly become very funny.
It’s not a big a deal, when you are driving, instead of
listening to the radio, listen to a funny show, instead of
reading a novel or an article about the reproduction of the
amazon aunts… read some funny jokes you printed online or watch
some stand up comedy.
Chris rock is the bomb, watch him every day and you will
become funny in no times.
- The third thing is mastering your
I’ve been all my life a funny guy, well I was trying to be
one, however, with girls, I always noticed that something was
missing from my interactions.
Later I found out that I started laughing and giggling
whenever I say something funny.
It’s a huge mistake if you want to be cocky and funny with
women and girls.
Here is an example:
Imagine that a friend came to you, tells you a very funny
incident he had while laughing and smiling. How would you feel
about this situation? Funny? No way, I’d listen to him and
think that he’s an idiot!
So, learn to master having a neutral face when saying
How do you do this?
Well, the only technique I’ve found that has helped me
tremendously is to go rent some funny shows and comedies and
Yes, don’t laugh even if you feel the need to.
You will notice something very strange: the more you try to
stop yourself from laughing, the more you will laugh, no matter
how hard you try.
This is the same situation with girls, when you are cocky
and funny and don’t laugh, they will feel a huge need to laugh
So, go rent some funny shows or go watch some videos on
YouTube that are very funny, a big thing I like to do is to go
to failblog (in YouTube) and watch people making stupid things
and try to not laugh.
After a short period of doing this, you will find yourself a
Now, let’s talk about some techniques on how to be cocky and
funny with women and girls.
- Technique number one is to mimic what she
It’s childish! All childish behaviors done on purpose with
women are going to come out as cocky and funny behaviors.
In fact, cocky and funny is to be stupid with girls while
being proud and confident about it.
So, when you are with a woman, while she is talking to you,
start mimicking her gesture and ways of speaking while
If she speaks very softly, respond to her in a very
effeminate and “gentle” way.
Remember, be cocky, if she asks you if you are mimicking
her, tell her in a very confident way: YES.
- The second cocky and funny technique is to do
This one resembles the last one with one exception; you say
and do whatever she does, no need to exaggerate it.
A warning here, don’t overdo it, you will become a pain if
you exceed three minutes of this technique.
- The third technique is to ignore
When she is talking to you, simply take your phone and start
playing with it, you can play on her nervous and do as if you
are calling someone, if she tells you to stop, simply tell her:
“YES, of course, so sorry”
When she starts talking again, ignore her again and
start doing what you were doing before.
The same warning her: don’t become a pain in the …
- The fourth cocky and funny technique is to hit
Girls and women love to be hit!
It’s a fact, they like their men to be daring and bold, and
hitting them is a great way to show this.
Don’t think here that you will bring a baseball bat and hit
her on the head!!!
You do it gently.
Take a small stick and start hitting her on the arm
Make a small “sword” with fries or bread and declare war on
Take a napkin, role it and start hitting her with it while
saying “die die …”
- The next technique is to be a slave to
Simply, whenever she says something to you, tell her “Yes my
dear” or any other “weak” responses.
She will go nuts for this.
These are the main techniques I use on how to be cocky and
funny with women and girls, the great thing about them is that
they will work every time with “normal” girls, if she doesn’t
laugh at this, move on and go look for another fun girl.