How to tease women or your
It’s not a mystery, making a woman laugh is the most
direct way to her heart.
How to tease women?
If you can’t find an answer to this question, they won’t
feel attraction to you.
To tease women or to tease your girlfriend is to simply
convey to her implicitly that you are dominant and
self-confident, both highly valuable traits that all women are
looking for in men.
The first tip to
teasing your women is to never have bad
Many guys hate women!
This is not a lie, they like women, they feel attracted to
them but they hate them implicitly.
This is the result of many psychological build ups that we
won’t discuss in this article.
You only need to know that if you implicitly hate women, you
will come out from a negativist point of view and your teasing
will become a way to get revenge on women.
You are going to see some guys who will at first tease women
or tease their girlfriends to a degree of becoming insulting;
they wouldn’t stop until she is truly hurt.
This is not what we are aiming at, teasing a woman is to
make her like you and appreciate your humor and not hating you
and finding you unbearable.
Whenever you want to tease women or your girlfriend, simply
think of it as a way to tell her that you like and appreciate
A great thing to do is to ask yourself: “what if another
person did that to me, how would I feel?”
The second tip on
teasing your girlfriend or women in general is to be
You can’t tease if you are serious!
This is the first rule of being funny, you can make belief
you are serious, but you shouldn’t be.
Women hate guys that are serious, no matter what they tell
What they truly like is a guy who is funny and can become
serious when needed, not the revers, serious and sometimes
You have to know that for women, being serious is associated
with being boring.
The best remedy to this is to start watching some funny
shows and going with funny people, don’t worry, it’s
The third tip on
teasing women is to be childish
What does a child do?
He will do stuff in the moment, and not think of the
I’m not suggesting here that you should become a child and
never take responsibilities, what I’m suggesting is to be one
when teasing women or your girlfriend.
Here is what you should do:
Don’t think too much about things when you are with a woman,
teasing her is to simply live in the moment with her and say
things that are funny and instantaneous, not long thought
The fourth tip for
teasing your girlfriend and women is to hit
Hitting women is such a great thing to do; I’ve never seen a
greater technique for teasing women than hitting them.
Of course, gently, don’t think that you need to give her
some bruises and cuts when teasing her.
Instead, you should be playful and childish with her.
A great technique is the “sword”
Whatever food or items you have in your hands, simply make a
small sword with them and start hitting her with it.
Another fantastic technique is to hit her while calling her
“bad girl”, all girls love to be bad, so take this to your
The fifth tip is to
apply these techniques:
- 1. Technique
number one is to start calling her by names.
A friend of mine calls his girlfriend while teasing her with
“dumbdumb”, by the way he uses it, it shows that he loves her
and he is only teasing her and being playful with her.
There are many names to be used, here are some great
Brat, speedy (if she does something slow), crazy, bro (this
one is amazing, you call her as if she is a guy), dude (same
with this one), sleepy, potato…
Again, don’t be hurting, you simply need to make her laugh
while showing your self-confidence.
- 2. Technique
number two is to laugh at everything she says for some five
Whenever she does or says something, laugh at her for a
little while and then tell her to go on, when she says the next
word, start laughing even harder.
- 3. Technique
three is accusing her of being lazy or other “bad”
This applies when you ask her to do you a favor and she does
it, you tell her that it’s not well done and she should be
punished for such a behavior…
- 4. The fourth
technique is the romantic
Whenever she tells you something, answer her with your eyes
wide open, your mouth wide open and your chest near her.
This will go great with the slave technique; you answer
everything she tells you with “yes my dear” or “yes master”
- 5. The fifth
technique is wrestling her or playing childish games with
By far this is the best technique for teasing women or your
So, you simply provoke a dual with her, thumb wrestling is
fantastic, scissors, stone and rock is great too.
Try to always win (cheating in these games is so sexy for
girls) and when you do, declare yourself as the winner in a
- 6. The sixth
technique for teasing your girlfriend is to chase her
Whenever she is near you, simply push her away from you
while screaming “get out of my face”.
This is another great technique that women will understand
The thing with teasing women or teasing your girlfriend is
to always be playful, good hearted and fun.
If you apply these three
traits, they will love you no matter what you say or