Let me share with you in this post some of my favorite quotes to make a woman laugh, I know that you will like them a lot, and most importantly, I’m sure that some of you are going to find them very unique and somehow very strange, but please, don’t believe this and keep on using them, they are so beneficial when it comes to making a woman smile and feel happy, not only this, but also to make her appreciate you more because you are having so much fun with her.
Before sharing my quotes with you, I need to tell you a secret:
You need to become very cocky and funny with the ladies, that’s your only way to make them laugh and have a good time with you, and unless you have a very strong self-confidence, you will never achieve this, that’s why I highly recommend that you take good care of your self-confidence and self-esteem, start reading about this subject a lot, it will definitely help you grow as a man and become very attractive and stable in your emotional and mental attitude.
- The first quote to make a woman laugh is:
“I wish to marry a woman like you, trust me, I would divorce you within a week and take half of your money!”
Although this quote may not seem very funny, it’s one of the best you can use, and in fact, whenever I want to approach a woman, I would definitely use it!
At first, she will listen to me and thinking to herself “oh no! Here we go again, another lame guy!” But then, when I tell her about divorcing her and getting half her money, she start giggling hysterically because I know that women expect you to be cocky and very confident with them, they don’t want another lame guy, as explained before, they want a guy who makes them feel great, a guy who is going to surprise them and make them feel amazing.
- The second quote to make a woman laugh is:
“You’re so sweet! I would definitely see myself growing old with a person like you, you will have a lousy skin, our sex life would become cold, and I will end up cheating with the first eighty-five years old ho I meet, then, I would divorce you and take half of your money!”
But please, don’t say this quote first, it should be used in the second place, because it relies on the first one and it’s very funny and I have never used it with a woman without her laughing hysterically and hitting me with the nearest thing!
- The third quote is:
“You remind me of someone very dear to me, my/friend’s bitch!”
When you say this quote to a woman, just keep looking her right into the eyes, don’t laugh, don’t smile and don’t look away, she will get angry a little at you and she will even try to give you some advice on how to talk and even say that you are a terrible person, but then, tell her that you were very serious and that your/his bitch died two years ago and she was a very good dog, tell her how faithful and loving she was and now put the blame on her for making you feel so sad, act as if you are crying, with fake tears and stuff etc.
In fact, women love a guy who makes them laugh by being himself and by being very cocky with them, it’s the best advice I can give you.